-Attention: The following review contains spoilers. Read at your own risk, or whatever-
Runtime: 112 mins
Director: J.J. Abrams
Written by: J.J. Abrams
Synopsis(taken from imdb.com): After witnessing a mysterious train crash, a group of friends in the summer of 1979 begin noticing strange happenings going around in their small town, and begin to investigate into the creepy phenomenon.
Spoilers, spoilers, spoilers! This review in particular is bound to be ripe with them. So if you don't want to spoil the fun before you've had a chance to drizzle it on your face, then you might want to just skip the text and move down to the final grade. Go ahead. Do it. I'll wait.
So? Satisfied? You may have found that less fulfilling than reading the full review, with all of its juicy adjectives and plump metaphors. And so after spoiling the final judgment of this spoiler-ridden spoil-fest, I trust you're ready to proceed. Shall we? Okay then.